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Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It’s my nut!"
The first squirrel said, "That’s not fair! I saw it first!"

"Well, you may have seen it, but I have it," argued the second.

At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, "You shouldn’t quarrel.

Let me resolve this dispute." The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, "Now, give me the nut." He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, "See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved."

Then he reached over and said, "And for my fee, I’ll take the meat."

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

The Blonde And Automobile Dimmer Switches

STATE OF OHIO DEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 451 HIGH STREET George Voinovich COLUMBUS, OH 43210 Ralph G. Pacheco Governor Phone (614) 445-8627 Director FAX (614) 445-3225 BULLETIN NO. 91-92 ------------------ DATE: January 7, 1992 TO: All Ohio Insurance Agents FROM: Ohio Department of Insurance SUBJECT: Automobile Dimmer Switches Pursuant to the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicles Act No. 97-12, all motor vehicles sold in the State of Ohio after February 15, 1992, will be required to have the headlight dimmer switch mounted to the floorboard. The dimmer switch must be mounted in a position accessible to operation by pressing the switch by the left foot. The switch must be far enough removed from the left foot pedals to avoid inadvertent operation or pedal confusion. Included in the above act and beginning June 1, 1992, all other vehicles with steering column mounted dimmer switches must be retrofitted with a floorboard mounted dimmer switch of the type described above. The steering column mounted dimmer switch must be disabled or removed from the vehicle. Vehicles which have not made this change will fail the forthcoming Ohio Safety Inspection program which will begin on this date. It is recognized that this will cause some hardship for the driving public. However, this change is being made in the interest of public safety. Ohio DMV Act 92-13 will revert all Ohio motor vehicles to the prevalent dimmer system in use prior to the influx of foreign market vehicles. A recent study entitled the "Inflation Sequence in Ohio Night-time Highway Traffic Accidents" was conducted jointly by the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicles and the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicle Research. It has shown that 96% of all Ohio night time highway accidents are caused by a blonde getting her foot caught in the steering wheel........

One Liner Food Jokes

What happens when you tell an egg a joke? It cracks up! ========================================== Did you hear the joke about the watermelon? It's pit-iful! ========================================== What is the best day to have a cookout? Friday! ========================================== What is red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator! ========================================== How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch! ========================================== What happens when you sit on a grape? It gives a little whine! ========================================= What is Noah's favorite fruit? Pears (pairs)! ========================================== What did the pork chop say to the steak? Nice to meat you! ========================================== What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Firecrackers! ========================================== What do peases, beanses and soupses come in? Kansas! ========================================== What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed! ========================================== How does a molded fruit-flavored dessert answer the phone? Jell-o! ========================================== How do you tease fruit? Banananananananana! ========================================== What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on its summer vacation! ========================================== When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon! ========================================== What fruit was a great conqueror? Alexander the Grape! ========================================== How do you make a milkshake? Creep up behind a cow and say BOO! ========================================== Where was the first donut made? In Grease! ========================================== What kind of bean doesn't grow in a garden? A human bean! ========================================== How did the farmer mend his pants? With cabbage patches! ========================================== Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? Because it makes you break out! ========================================== What do you call artificial spaghetti? Mockaroni! ========================================== What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school? He has a lot of ketchup time! ========================================== Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? He couldn't concentrate! ========================================= How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste! ========================================== Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam! ========================================== Why did the baby cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer so long! ========================================== What did the macaroni say to the tomato? Don't get saucy with me! ========================================== How do you make a strawberry shake? Take it to a scary movie! ========================================== Why are cooks mean? Because they beat the eggs and whip the cream! ========================================== What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty! ========================================== What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg! ========================================== If a carrot & a cabbage ran a race, who would win? The cabbage, because it is a head! ========================================== How do you turn soup into gold? Put 14 carrots in it! ========================================== Why can't the magician tell his magic secrets in the garden? The corn has ears & the potatoes have eyes! ========================================== What candy lives in outer space? The Milky Way! ========================================== Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing! ========================================== What is blue and goes up and down? A blueberry in an elevator! ========================================== What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef! ========================================== Why doesn't the corn like the farmer? Because he picks their ears! ========================================== What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ========================================== What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza? Mutts-erella! ========================================== What is yellow and goes click-click? A ballpoint banana! ========================================== What type of fruit steals honey? Yogi Pear! ========================================== What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria? A stomach-cake! ========================================== What goes up a fruit and comes down a vegetable? A tomato...throw it up and it comes down a squash! ========================================== What did the momma cookie say when her baby got run over? Oh Crumbs! ========================================== What do you eat at a church supper? Hymn-burgers! ========================================== Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy! ========================================== What kind of lettuce did they serve on The Titanic? Iceberg! ========================================== How did Ronald McDonald celebrate his engagement to Wendy? He gave her an onion ring! ========================================== What is green with red spots? A pickle with measles! ========================================== Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice! ========================================== A faucet, lettuce and a tomato were in a race...what happened? The faucet was running, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup! ========================================== Why did the tomato get by the car? It couldn't ketchup! ========================================== Why did the boy close the refrigerator door? He didn't want to see the salad dressing! ========================================== What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers!

10 Differences Between Men and Women

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

18 goes into 54

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband" When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

Nasa And the Lawyer

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go -- and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for $2 million. “I want to give a million to my family,” he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.” The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.” “Why so much more than the others?” asked the interviewer. The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer to Mars.”

A Better Magic Trick

A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot, who'd seen all the magician's tricks a million times, long ago having figured out how the magician made everything in the act disappear. The parrot got bored, his owner growing stale and not developing any new tricks that the parrot could figure out. One night in the middle of the magician's performance, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Everyone drowned except the magician and the parrot. The magician managed to swim to a piece of wreckage and climb aboard, immediately collapsing from exhaustion. Soon afterward, the parrot flew to the magician and perched on the edge of the makeshift raft and stared at the magician. And stared. And stared. For a whole day the magician was unconscious, and all this time the parrot didn't take his eyes off him. Eventually the magician started to stir. Looking up, he saw the parrot, still eyeing him intently, not even blinking. Another hour goes by, and finally the parrot squawks, "All right, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"

101 Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night

1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession... 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? 79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen 'Fatal Attraction'? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for 'The Enquirer'. 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 100. How long do you plan to be 'almost there'? 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?

"Head and Shoulders"

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. he brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"

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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - i did that! and you can go to work from tomorrow




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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
Long enough to cover the subject

Wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted your boss
Husband - piss him
Wife - u did that and he fired u
Husband - fuck him
Wife - I did that! In addition, you can go to work from tomorrow


Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the "main subject" and short enough to keep the interest!!

Wife asked her husband how many women have u slipped with.
Husband proudly replied only with u...
With others I was always awake..

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
She sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can I get a urine test done?”

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
Long enough to cover the subject

Wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted Ur boss
Husband - piss him
Wife - u did that and he fired u
Husband - Fuck him
Wife - I did that! And you can go to work from tomorrow



Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the "main subject" and short enough to keep the interest!!

Wife asked his husband how many women have u slipped with.
Husband proudly replied only with u...
With others I was always awake...

Ulta sidha cholmu ami
Ghar amar tera
Aria takar bled dia
Matha kormu near…..

Aaj kono asha nei
Valobasi etotuku,
Boli tar vasha nei…….

Raat e mosha
Din e machhi
Ei nie Dhakay achhi…..

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May This New Year Bring for You....
Happiness, Success, Cheers and Peace,
Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....& u r love
Wishing You a... HAPPY NEW YEAR

Lets Welcome the year which is fresh and bliss,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this Happy New year.

Keep Your smile,
Leave Your tear,
Think of joy,
Forget Your fear...
Hold Your laugh,
leave Your pain,
Be joyous ,
Bcoz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR May the New Year all your dreams turn into reality,
and all your efforts into great achievements

May this new year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life

With all the Rose's Perfume and
with all the lights in the world and
with all the children's Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..
HAPPY NEW YEAR

Let us welcome this year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.

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• A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.


• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, b patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.


• U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.


• Ur kindness may b treated as ur weakness, still b kind. Ur help to others may go unneeded & unnoticed, still b helpful. Gud Day!


• Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted but it'll be what God thinks the best for u.


• As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.


• Hope you start the day being what you like to be, seeing what U luv to see, doing what & having all ur wishes come true!


• The true measure of a man is how he treats some1 who can do him ABSOLUTELY no good...Good Morning!


• Gates of memories never close, how much I miss u no one knows, tears in my eyes I'll wipe away, but pain of missing u'll forever stay.


• A beautiful life does not just happen. It's built daily; in prayer, humility, sacrifice & luv. May a beautiful life be yours always.

love sms

Did u know..... ,** ,;;;, ( ö, ) ( ", ) ((")(")(")(") sab se pyari cheez is duniya meh tumari Dosti hai!!! Mujse dosti karoge...?


I have liked many but loved so few, yet no one has been as sweet as you. I’d stand and wait in the world’s longest queue just for the pleasure of a moment with you! xXx



Tumhe dekkar hua aisa AFFECT, ke sub ko kia REJECT aur tumhe kia SELECT, Tub jaakar huwa DETECT, ke tumho kitne PERFECT



It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!



You can close ur eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close ur heart to the things you don't want to feel.



eai mon tumake dilam, eai prem tumake dilam, tumi chuker aralho, kache ki ba dure ro mone reko amio chilam... forget me not love u. ***Azma***



Phoo Phool Se Judaa Hai Mager Kushboo Se Nahi, Tum Mujh Se Judaa Ho Mager Meray DIL Se Nehi!!! ***Azma***



Life brings u;"kabhi kushi kabhi gham",4 how long it lasts;"na tum jano na hum",but as always"hum tumhare hai sanam" & this is a fact "qayamat se qayamat thak".



Wished A Wish,Wished 4u,U came in2 my Life,my wish came tru,met u as a stranger took U as a friend,hope we meet in heaven where friendship never ends.



luv isnt hw u 4get but hw u 4give...nt hw u listen bt hw u undastand...nt wat u c bt wat u feel...and nt hw u let go bt hw u hold on...xXx


If I were a tear in your eye, I'd roll down to your lips; If you were a tear in my eye, I'd never cry so I'd never lose you..

Tomorrow there is an other day.
A day i'd rather spend with you....
without you there is no joy,
only pain!


1000 words 1 cood say.
1000 wishes 1 cood pray.
1000 miles legs cood walk.
1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.
1000 times ill b true.
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!



Don't be too good, Ii might miss you. don't be too caring, Ii might like you. don't be too sweet, I might fall. Iit's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all..

Don't shed tears for someone who hurts U. Don't feel sorry if u fail when you do your best. U should not be stupid to fall in love for someone who is stupid enough to fall for someone as special as YOU.

A special face, a special smile, a special person I can't replace. I love you, I always will. You've filled a space no one can fill

I love you even more than when I started this sentence..

Thought my words a few but my heart is true, friends i can make, but none as sweet as you, when God gave friends, he tried to c fair when I got you, I got my share!

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me...


True Loveis a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (...) V W X Y Z. Did I miss something? No, I've put 'U' safely in my Heart.


Flowers will die, sun will set..
But u r my love that i wont forget..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..
Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!

Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
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Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.


Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy 'I LoVe U' to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u'll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love...

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

i håtê SmîîÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. ì Stìll lovE YOU ßût ì'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!


I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

TaLk 2 me wHen i'm boReD, kiSS me wHen i'm saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i'm sTill Alive...

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don't ever let go.

Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life...

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time...

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???


Fate brought the both of us together. So naturally when you look at us, you will think we match each other. Coz we are make to be for each other.

If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me...

Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i'm AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U...

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.


Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure...

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...

Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!

i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.

U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...
When ever IC red roses, When ever IC shower When ever IC petals dancing in the breeze,
I simply smile& I think nothing can better than you MY LUV.

U R THE BEST HEART SURGEN IN THE WORLD
becoz u made a place in my heart with out cutting and spilling blood.

Distance cannot be separate anyone,
Time canno be bind anyone,
if feelings are true and from the heart,
just close your eyes and you can find the one you miss

Time goes so fast, life asks so much, no wonder friends get out of touch,
but in hearts deep, true, unseen, friendship stays forever.



Galiloeo:- Great Mind,
Einstein:- Genius Mind,
Newton:- Extraordinary Mind
Me:- MasterMind,
YOU:- Never Mind!.

So Sweet is your SMILE,
So Sweet is your STYLE,
So Sweet is your VOICE,
So Sweet is your EYE,
see! ..........how Sweetly I Lie!

A baby fish asked her mother:- Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish:- Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.

I am a killer..,I kill people for money...... But because you are my friend, So I'll kill you for nothing!!

A mobile is like women :-
Talks non-stop,
Costs a fortune,
Disturbs when your busy
And when U need them urgently, they have no service.
• Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

• To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!

• U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. Luv U

• Love ur life coz life is a long journey to go. Life is a game yet to be played more. Life is a question yet to be answered more. Life is a challenge yet to be faced more. So live ur life as long as u can. Every moment is lovable in life.

• Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

• Never ask for a kiss, just take it.
Never ask for a hug, just give it.
Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.
Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U

• Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!

• Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.

• Don't search luv, let luv find u. It's called falling in luv, coz u don't force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

• In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.
Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?
When u feel lonely, press
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!
When u need Someone to b beside U
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U
one hours equals 60 minutes
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
I would never dare to cry.
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear,To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes... Live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.....
Love knows no reasons love knows
Love knows no reasons love knows no lies,love defies all reasons love has no eyes... But love is not blind,Love sees all but doesnt mind.....
TherE r many stars
TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
That's why I never fall ill :-)
Take My Eyes but let me c u.
Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U By Bikram
wen a guy tellz u dat he
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat.......!!!!!!........ he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!By Mez
Love has its ups and downs,
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.By Uzzal
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
Those words run thru my head day & night,
I dreamt u held me & made me see,
That Forever together we would be!By Uzzal
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend.By Uzzal They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
Forgettin you is hard to do
Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this message but not the sender.
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,
Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
Dere's no Special reason for dis msg,
I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say...
Someone remembers u
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u...
Some people have nice eyes,
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…
I liked lots of people n missed very few
I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I'd stand n wait in the world's longest que just for pleasure of being with u!
Do u know abt d things which live after death?
Do u know abt d things which live after death??Eyes- 31mins,Brain - 10 mins,legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days,Heart - 10 mins,Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER
How 2 fall in love:
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.
What's Ur important for me?
What's Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can't imagine I can't explain,
I only Love u forever By Humaira Irfan
If there ever comes a day when
If there ever comes a day when we cannot be together,
Just know that you are in my heart.
You will be in there forever!By Uzzal
You are always my Ms. World.
You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!!By Uzzal
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always.By Uzzal
i always wanted to prove my love
i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say seena_love_u_more_than_u_want@hotmail.com By A1A
I am out of words, its seems
I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U By Musawakhe
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?ByMimi

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


Tum mere dil mein
Kuch is tarah se samae ho
Jaise bajrey ke khet mein
Bhains ghus aai ho...

maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke..
maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke..
tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya BADAM samajh ke.

Lena kisi din hamari khabar...
Kaise raat kategi tere bagair...
Chalte hue raah pe rakhna nazar..
Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar...
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..





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Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,
Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,
Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


Tum mere dil mein
Kuch is tarah se samae ho
Jaise bajrey ke khet mein
Bhains ghus aai ho...

maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke..
maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke..
tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya BADAM samajh ke.

Lena kisi din hamari khabar...
Kaise raat kategi tere bagair...
Chalte hue raah pe rakhna nazar..
Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...

Dosti shayad zindgi hoti hai,
Jo har dil mein basi hoti hai,
Waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar...
Phir bhi zarurat inki har kisi ko hoti hai..



Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain!
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

Aankho mein teri tasveer hai,
jubaan par tera naam hai,
kya kare sanam, Hum to teri chahat mein BADNAM hain..

Pyar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai
Sacche dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai
Pyar ki rahon par mil jaye saccha hamsafar
To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai

Ek teri khushboo bhi hamein tadpaati rahi,
Jab bhi kari koshish tujhe bhulane ki..
Woh yaad teri dilaati rahi.


Without Love -- dayz are
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Time will always fly
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me
When You give your heart
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Write on Bricks
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
If 10 people care 4 u
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
I m feeling so happy
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
First time i saw u
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
If i were a tear in ur eye
If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
I love all the stars in the sky,
I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

Love you in 100 languages

I love you so much, but it is too hard to tell you how much I love you. I can't express my emotions through my voice. So this is only for you from my heart...................

English - I love you

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

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