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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject

wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted ur boss
husband - piss him
wife - u did that and he fired u
husband - fuck him
wife - i did that! and you can go to work from tomorrow




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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Boy goes for blood test. nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test done ?"

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
Long enough to cover the subject

Wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted your boss
Husband - piss him
Wife - u did that and he fired u
Husband - fuck him
Wife - I did that! In addition, you can go to work from tomorrow


Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the "main subject" and short enough to keep the interest!!

Wife asked her husband how many women have u slipped with.
Husband proudly replied only with u...
With others I was always awake..

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

Boy goes for blood test. Nurse takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
She sucks his finger.
Boy is so happy that he asks, "can I get a urine test done?”

A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
Long enough to cover the subject

Wife - u were so drunk last night that u insulted Ur boss
Husband - piss him
Wife - u did that and he fired u
Husband - Fuck him
Wife - I did that! And you can go to work from tomorrow



Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

A good friend is like a good bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart.....

Speech should be like mini-skirt: long enough to cover the "main subject" and short enough to keep the interest!!

Wife asked his husband how many women have u slipped with.
Husband proudly replied only with u...
With others I was always awake...

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